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Harry Falls from Grace, the Beatles Reunite and Twitter
It would appear that, unbeknownst to the world, the Beatles have reunited. The four band members got back together – don’t ask me how. Keith Richards finally realized he was dead (after living his unlife for several centuries), Hell has frozen over (twice now, if you count the Eagles reunion), and pigs are flying outside my window.
Yes, folks. I gave in to Twitter.
I Told You So
James, Jon, Michael, Brett, Nick… Go ahead and gloat. You know you want to. John H? I’m sorry, man. The pull of the dark side was far too strong for the likes of me. Amy, it clearly wasn’t your fault this time. Not even Fukko wants the blame for this event.
This is why I don’t want to be on anyone’s pedestal. When you fall, it’s a very, very long way down. But hey, it’s great for ratings.
13.2 Reasons Why I Joined Twitter
- I was bored. Actually, no. I was far from bored. I was wired out of my mind from too much work. I couldn’t sleep. When I can’t sleep, I do impulsive things, like buying stuff I don’t really need online or (*gasp*) creating a Twitter account.
- James was having too much fun without me. Yes, dammit, I’ll admit it. I was jealous. Why should James have all the fun out there rubbing shoulders with the movers and shakers? *shoves James out of the way* You’re blocking my spotlight, bro.
- I like new things. Specifically, I like setting up new themes. Where else could I put up a monster-sized picture of Lucifer? Go ahead. Bask in the glory of the Honda VTX1800. Just don’t leave your fingerprints on the chrome.
- I did it for the Comedy Factor. You’ll all read this with your morning coffee and laugh.
- I needed to write about something.
- I got tired of Jon Phillips hounding me.
- I apparently have more curiosity than both my cats put together.
- I’ve run out of reasons. Make up 5.2 more for me.
So there you have it. You won. Go shout it from the rooftops, splatter it on the front page of the tabloids, alert the paparazzi.
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@ Kelly: care for a Moosehead?
Brett Legree’s last blog post..the road ahead.
In a word: Guinness.
Ooh, wait, how about a Black Velvet? Guinness and champagne. Going to see what I can do about that now. That sounds very Friday.
Are you stalking me, you handsome Canadian?
BTW go back to Amy’s post if you don’t have a handy-dandy comment feed because that comment of hers killed me and I wrote right back.
Cheers!
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I have a few of those here
(this is like fishing)
*ahem* who, me, stalking you?
(hides trench coat and mirrored sunglasses, straightens up posture after being called a handsome Canadian)
Damn. Now I’ll have to go find a drink, you’ve corrupted me, woman…
Brett Legree’s last blog post..the road ahead.
I used to think James was stalking me. Then I worried James would think I was stalking him. I have since learned that he’s just loose and I just read a lot.
No worries, dude. You are attached. I only corrupt single men.
I am fair sure you cannot blame me for your love of the drink.
Later…
Kelly’s last blog post..Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Me a Letter Today
No, you are right. I cannot blame you, I was corrupted a long time ago, by my lovely wife. And I’ll have to blame my Irish-half (or was it my French-Canadian half) for my ethanol addiction.
In any case, I raise my glass to you, my friend!
Brett Legree’s last blog post..the road ahead.
I don’t stalk anyone unless they have the biggest opportunity for me to observe their successful business behavior and model my own after only the victorious aspects. World domination takes concentration and focus, you know.
Hehehe… I’ve been called a lot of things, Kelly, but loose ain’t one of ‘em. Unless it maens something different down in the States than it does up here.
James,
Model this. Get off Twitter.
You call yourself a (comment) ho, and that don’t mean anything different down here…
Brett,
Sláinte. I’ve got a quarter French in me, more than half Irish, and some German and bit besides. I’m doomed to love a good drink, and so was my entire genealogy.
Fishing for James sure worked, eh?
Later…
Kelly’s last blog post..Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Me a Letter Today
Mmm… Kelly? Have another drink and mellow out. You’re getting nasty.
Ooh, I didn’t mean to be nasty, sorry. Absolutely not.
Kelly’s last blog post..Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Me a Letter Today
It’s cool. Text doesn’t always translate well, especially later at night.
Just move that pin away from Little Pen’s crotch, would you?
I like your writing style.. I just subscribed to your blog this morning and started reading it just now (its 1700hrs here in bangkok, thailand now). And i have also followed you on Twitter..
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